1) Gamblers- Mahomes thinks
this is 2022 again, and DetRIOT
(spelling-had to throw that in for
Romey, who never met a Dictionary he
liked), offense is hummin. Bills OL
is awesome. PS-Scary Terry only
needs 4 TDs more baby.
2) Buff 66-This roster is
loaded except at QB, but the platoon
of Mac and Penis getting the job
done. Stellar WR core, even with
Malik out. Stole Cleveland D and
this will be huge as season wears
on.
3) DDR-The boys found
themselves a QB to go with that WR
room. Could be a lot of trouble in
playoffs if Nico gets going. The
Kelce farewell tour is starting to
pick up steam. This team is always
there reppin the Central.
4) Horsemen-The Globe
Trottin' Tall Cool One is in the mix
again. Have to get a step stool and
hand it to him, dude can draft and
trade. Big game with Klein this
week. Psst-Klein, play Rodgers this
week.
5) Co's Pros-Game of the
week with the Buff 66 squad. Big Al
has to decide on Goff or Bo. Both
putting up numbers this year. Team
always solid for the league's elder
statesman.
6) Bohos-This team should be
higher in the standings for sure.
Stellar Bills backfield as well as
resurgent Etienne. WR surprises in
Odunze and Pickens in Dallas. Made
a Kickin Gay trade to help beat Oat
this week.
7) Cellmates-Romey sucks.
Toughest call each week is the coin
flip on Dak or Dimes. Who woulda
thunk it as both of those guys have
sucked. The vaunted rivalry vs the
F&E Fellas is a little limp this
year. Much like Romey's.........
8) Incubus-Early round draft
picks since 2022 make up the core of
this revived team. Baker playing
lights out, along with McCaffrey and
Henry who have stayed healthy and
out of assisted living home.
Speaking of age, play Rodgers this
week!
9) Terry Schiavos-New guy
jumped in with both feet and in
contention for a playoff spot. J.
Love and Kraft are the best combo
since Mac & Cheese.
10) E.A-Nothing exciting
about this team, except maybe Keith
in a tank top. Still has an outside
shot at the dance, but needs this
game against the Gamblers.
11) Goats-Tough year in
losing Burrow, but Darnold looks
like he's for real. Surprised at
Barkley so far, but coming off the
bye, could be recharged. Oat can
play spoiler as he has in years
past.
12) F&E Goodfellas-Injuries
ruined this team, but nucleus is
there. Three 1st round picks next
year, including most likely, the #1
overall, are all up for grabs. I'm
Monte Hall up in here. Call me b*otches.