Horsemen's Den
1.16.23
Early 2023 Power Rankings:
1. Horsemen:
Can you fathom a 6-PEAT??? Romey would
lose his mind and hair. I have this roster
for one more year, but am totally open to
trading anyone, including Mahomes.
2. Crushers:
At least you didn’t lose to Baltimore OL getting
60 points. Denver will hire a real head
coach and Wilson will be a Top 15 QB which gives
Lou options. You just need to get a 2nd RB
as the rest of the roster is good.
3. Co’s
Pro’s: Loses Dak and Elliot but neither
are starters but should go all-in for 2023 as
will be losing Kupp and Williams after the
season. Go get Hopkins from Incubus.
4. Gamblers:
Has a ton of draft capital, I highly suggest
trading some of it for a top 10 WR - Adams,
Hopkins or K Allen.
5. TBD:
I will assume DeShaun Watson will return to Top
10, then just needs to hit on the draft or my
recommendation right now is to trade Devante
Adams for picks/players. I may change my
mind on Adams if Brady goes there.
6. Goats:
Burrow is awesome, loses Henry in draft, so must
get a RB. Could use some depth at WR too.
Romey may be a good trade partner.
7. Goodfellas:
Where does Lamar play, I’m thinking Baltimore
under the tag. Loaded at RB with Cook
becoming the Bills starter. Needs to get a
legit WR to pair with Kirk as Gabe Davis
regressed this year. Go to the bar and
get Hopkins from Incubus.
8. Bohemians:
Trevor is ready for a huge year, Pickett looks
legit too. How long before Bill trades one
of them??? Curious where Hunt goes.
Can Pitts bounce back? Bill should sit
tight and just draft.
9. EndZone
Animals: Don’t be stubborn and keep both
Allen and Herbert. Trade one to build up
your roster as the cupboards are a bit bare at
RB and WR.
10. Cellmates:
Key will be where does Carr end up? NY
Jets would be ideal as they have a good roster.
Till that is settled, you have no QB. For
a team that historically has been loaded at TE,
he needs one. Trade a RB for one….Dalton
Schultz can bring a championship ring to your
team.
11. DDR:
Kyler Murray is likely out till mid-season, so
you must get a QB.
12. Remove
Kebab: Dan, welcome and please get a new
team name. Brady is your only QB and he’s
46! You have two tradable assets in
Jonathan Taylor and Ceedee Lamb. Maybe
Metcalf too. My recommendation is to trade
them and build for 2024.
13. Incubus:
As of right now, you have Rodgers who will cost
the Packers 60M and thus they have no ability to
sign anyone, Tua who doesn’t know what day it is
and Zach Wilson who is searching for MILFs.
Honestly, trade Hopkins and Waller and hope you
draft very well.
14. Utter
Dominance: I would have your wife run the
team. You have a decent nucleus but can
the bandaids hold Stafford together? Draft
a QB at #2 and put an alert on your phone to
change your lineup each week and you will win at
least 4 games next year!
